Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.
My anus smells.
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
User name is Nico Belick.
What's 9 + 10?
21
What's 1 + 1?
It's sad someone has ligma.
"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
"In chess, a queen can move in more directions than the king."
I mean, yeah, the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor, so-
Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.
Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
My great-great-great grandpa killed Hitler.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
I love you like my cuts.
Deeply.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.