What do you call a doctor that's a skeleton?
Doctor Bones.
Worst Jokes Ever
cock, cock, and cum
What did Steven Harkens have to eat?
His shoulders.
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
big booty latinas.
If you were driving when all of a sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?
The brakes, you sick bastard.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
People in wheelchairs need to stand up for themselves.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie? Home.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
