Worst Jokes Ever

Your hairline is so far back, Paw Patrol couldn't finish their mission.

I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.

If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.

Dr. Fauci would be surprised to know that R. Kelly didn't catch COVID-19.

But since COVID is 19, it's too old for him.

What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?

An orphan has all their teeth intact.

What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.

How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?

They/Them.

That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!

Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.

Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.

A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."

Like if you're emo, LMAO.

U can vent here idc.

I pushed the kid in a wheelchair into fire... I called him "HOT WHEELS".

All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.

Why do orphans eat cereal with milk?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

So you mom call she side when Covin come home?

What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?

Pikachu, I choose you!

What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?

Paul Walker's death.

Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.