I have a choking kink, so I will enjoy hanging.
Worst Jokes Ever
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked!
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the National Zoo.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.
I got fired from my job at the bank today.
An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.
Yo dad is like a boomerang; he never comes back.
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
