Worst Jokes Ever
You cheetah.
No, you lion.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.
Hey I have a joke for you.
My life hahah. I wanna die.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
Depression sucks, and so do you.
My wife told me to treat her like a princess, so I got drunk and drove through the tunnel.
Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"
The boy said, "No, I don't know."
She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"
The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"
She said to him, "No, who is she?"
He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."
The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.
Jesus and Moses come back to Earth.
Moses says, "Let's go down to the ocean and see if I can do what I used to when I was here before." So Moses raises his arms and motions to part the waters. Sure enough, he is able to part the waters just as before.
Jesus quips, "Close the water, I'm going to try to do what I used to when I was here last." So Jesus walks out on top of the water, then sinks to the bottom. He crawls out pulling seaweed off of him. Moses says, "Hey, it's not your fault, you didn't have those holes in your feet before."
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
Dad, I hate you!
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: A water gun.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: Water gun.
I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.
Spell "I cup." It's funny.
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣