Worst Jokes Ever
Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
That joke didn't land well, did it?
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.