Worst Jokes Ever
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
James Charles is more straight than your hairline.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
Abortion is beautiful.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Biden did 9/10.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.