Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans use water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
Damn, didn't know this site was about Harry Pot-
My ass itches.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones, so I threw away the bent ones.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
What's the difference between me and a rope?
The rope doesn't hang from itself.
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.
Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"
I'm dying... sike, I lied. You thought I died!