Worst Jokes Ever

Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. So when I was little, I met this girl. Her name was Leah. We were besties for a while until I turned 13. Then I asked if she wanted to date me. She said yes!

But one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. I was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3

What do you call an emo with no legs?

Emobile.

I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.

When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((

Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)

Ail is gay.

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.

I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.

But it would just crash and burn.

Knock, knock.

You suck my iron with you and mommy.

What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked!

So I went up to a crying kid and asked, "Where's your mommy?"

God, I love working at an orphanage.

What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!

What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.

My fish died, and I didn't do anything. I just took my fish for a walk.

What was the first thing Thanos snapped?

Loki’s neck.

Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.

What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.