I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:
"What advice do you have for people out there?"
As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,
he is my only motivation for trying again.
Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"
James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey.
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom.
A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."
These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.
Sans: What do you have there?
Frisk: A KNIFE!
Sans: NOO!!!
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.
