Worst Jokes Ever

Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.

Being alive is so expensive, I am not even having a good time doing it.

Mum: If your friend jumped off a cliff, would you?

Me: Oh yeah, no doubt my friend wouldn't even have to jump first.

Do depressed people hate swimming?

They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.

You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."

The rapist is a therapist.

Lol.

I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.

Hairline got repossessed.

Does breath smell like 🍑?

His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.

Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.

What do you call seagulls that fly over the bay? Bagels.

What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.

You know why eggs can't tell jokes?

They crack each other up!

I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.

Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.

Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?

Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?

Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!

What do you call Autistic kids baking?

"Downies" with brownies.

Why did the orphan rob the bank?

To be wanted.

Some people put zodiacs on everything.

They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.