Worst Jokes Ever

There are only two genders.

Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.

Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.

What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?

The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.

Where did Suzie go after the bombing?

Everywhere.

My girlfriend called me a pedophile, I said that's a big word for a seven year old.

What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!

"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.

"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.

Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.

Son: Why?

Father: You’ll need them there.

I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.

What is an orphan's favorite song?

"Home."

What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!

Say: "eye"

Spell: map

Then say: "enis."

If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.

I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.

Most pakis are disabled.

Hello ppls, I'm lilkitten ig.

I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.

Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.