Worst Jokes Ever
Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
Whenever a woman files a rape accusation, it’s obviously fake. Even the cows at my farm are more likely, at least they aren’t flat.
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀
2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
When you're in a cage But it's not real!
Being in a cage But you have the key.
Being in a cage But nobody sees you.
Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.
Living and realizing you've been born into one.
Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.
But you can't live without them.
The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.
Making a comforting breakfast.
But you have a knife.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
My foot itches.
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.