Worst Jokes Ever
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!
"Do you want to hear a joke?"
"Yes."
"Okay, record yourself and then listen to it!"
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣
Today, I asked my phone "Siri" why am I still single, and it activated the front camera.
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII.
My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.
Me: *Realizes*
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
Toes for hoes.
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
I think Abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind.
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"