Worst Jokes Ever

If you are homeless, get a home.

My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.

Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.

Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.

Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?

Hän näki alastoman pojan.

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit's fingers!

I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?

Shrek's dick.

I met a homeless guy named Rich.

He wasn't.

Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?

They already lost two towers.

Why were the Twin Towers angry?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.

I wish all my grass was emo.

It would cut itself.

Why can't religion and science agree?

Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.

What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.

You smash me so hard, I gave her the D.

Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*

Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.

Why can't America play Clash of Clans?

Because they already lost two towers.

Why did the duck cross the road to get some quack?

Why don't orphans have any friends?

Because they don't have homies.

You're so ugly your hairline ran away!

Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?

Because it's finger lickin' good!