Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! 😭😭

When you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead, then you fail at suiciding.

Why can’t the orphan play baseball?

They don’t know where home is.

Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?

A: Jujubes.

Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?

What might an aborted child want for Christmas?

..... a home that isn't a bin.

I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.

Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.

Why were the twin towers sad?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?

A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

This category is messed up.

My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.

Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?

The seventh door.

My great uncle died in a concentration camp.

He fell off one of the guard towers.

What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?

RoboCop.

I don't think we should eliminate the LGBT.

However-

Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.

Me: Good night, everyone.

My friends and family: Night.

Me: *gets in coffin*

My family: *stares at my friends* You aren't going to do something?!?

My friends: *to my family* Nope, this is normal.

God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.

People of Earth: *running and screaming*

Santen: *to God* Really?

I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?

Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.