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I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)

Damn, didn't know this site was about Harry Pot-

My ass itches.

9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣

Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"

Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!

What does Trump stand for?

Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.

I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones, so I threw away the bent ones.

What's an orphan's least favorite store?

Family Dollar.

What's the difference between me and a rope?

The rope doesn't hang from itself.

I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.

Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/

You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.

You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.

Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.

Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"

I'm dying... sike, I lied. You thought I died!

Bully: I wasn't talking to you.

Me: Then why are you listening?

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly that no one likes you.

Why did the cow say moo?

Because he had to go poo.

There was an orphan once, and someone knocks on his door and said, "Hello, son, come and hug me." But the orphan says, "Excuse me, who are you?" and the guy says, "You don't remember me? I'm your dad." And then the orphan says, "Fine then, if you're really my dad, come inside and let me ask you some questions." And the man says, "OK then, but I am really your dad." Then the orphan asked some questions to the man, and the man gets some of them right, so the orphan believes that the man is his dad. And then the orphan says, "You really are my dad?" and then he shows his dad his house, and the orphan has a roommate, and the dad and the orphan finally get to the bedroom, and then the dad knocks out the orphan, and then the dad starts to have something with the orphan/son, and the roommate hears weird noises in the orphan's/son's room, and he walks in and sees them having sex, and the roommate records it but then kicks the dad out of the house, and then the roommate shares the video to the orphan's school chat, and then the next day the dad gets arrested because he was actually a gay nonce, and everybody at the orphan's school calls him gay, but he really isn't, but since he was mad and disgusted, he pulled an AK47 out of his bag and kills everybody in the school and was never seen again.

Btw this is a joke so don't take it seriously.