Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
Worst Jokes Ever
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
What do you call a black astronaut? A black astronaut, you racist.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a photo?
A family picture.
Why did the bus cross the road?
The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals: a hacker, a rapist, a serial killer, and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial killer decides that she wants to change, but when she sees a knife she just can’t help it. She bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist gets teleported back to prison.
I think our destination is under there.
Under where?
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Teacher: Okay class, look at the person to the right of you and describe them with one word.
Me: *looks to the right of me and sees the pick-me girl* "Penny."
Teacher: *shocked* How is she a penny?
Me: 'Cause she's two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants. Not to mention worth practically nothing.
