Worst Jokes Ever
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
What do you call an autistic daughter?
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?
Why do you call a priest a father? Because calling them daddy would be too sus.
If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.
Purple.
My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed, but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
Paul Walker.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
If you are homeless, get a home.