What should you never say to a Japanese person, Your da Bomb!
Why cant orphans play monopoly
Because they never get a full house
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo. They never got together at all.
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked where’s your parents she said gone my dad when to go get the milk and never came back and I said oof
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
I could never date a midget.
We would never see eye to eye.
FaceBook Story: My mom loves FaceBook she literally posts everyday but this day was sort kind of a hard hit. so what happened was my mom got tired of her old name on facebook, so she changed it to Thatmilf85 and i dont want to explain what milf means but she got a lot of DM ́s from a lot of old guys. BUT, This one exact guy names Johnny Sins asked my mom if she wanted to do a adult film. idk what that is i think its a adult movie of course so she says yes and flys out to San Diego And she never came back after yesterday. and to YOU Johnny Sins my mom better be Ok and that adult film better be a adult movie and not a Por...
why do orphans love violent video games like GTA? Their never had parents to protect them from it
Why does orphans become bullys Because there mum and dad was never there for him
They never told us humpty was a egg. A man died then!
i can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere, i think you two would be really good friends
never let an orphan watch fast and the furious
all they will talk about is how great their family is
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
Your adopted that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk
Why can’t orphans play catch? They never had a dad to teach them
let it go, LET IT GO! Blablablabla whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blablablabla my mom never bothered me anyway
I'm bored 😴 so thats why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted ur time
I hope death is a women. That way she'll never come for me.
