Never jokes
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
I’ll never forget the first time we met, but I’ll keep trying.
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it is too cheesy."
"YOU MORON ITS *TOO* not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE"
My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him. I answered, "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.