Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
Never Jokes
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
The best part about being a medical student is, you will never run out of jokes.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
