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Never jokes

My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him. I answered, "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?

I don't know, I can never see them.

Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher. What?

Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.

Teacher. Why water?

Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"

And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"

High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?

Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.

High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.

Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.

High school crush: Who is it?

Me: You.

Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)

Me: Fuck that.

I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)

A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."

I said, "I hope not, thatโ€™s your phone number!"

Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"

Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?

Why can an orphan never get picked up?

Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL

What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?

I would never put a canoe in my garage.

I never knew the kid at school had autism. I always just thought he was walking into cobwebs.

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