Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
Never Jokes
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
I hated getting bullied in school because I could never stand up for myself.
High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?
Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.
High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.
Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.
High school crush: Who is it?
Me: You.
Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)
Me: Fuck that.
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)
A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."
I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
I never knew the kid at school had autism. I always just thought he was walking into cobwebs.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
