Never jokes
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it is too cheesy."
"YOU MORON ITS *TOO* not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE"
My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him. I answered, "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
I hated getting bullied in school because I could never stand up for myself.
High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?
Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.
High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.
Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.
High school crush: Who is it?
Me: You.
Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)
Me: Fuck that.
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)
A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."
I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"