Neighbor Jokes

hears a clean joke my horse got mudy so i gave him a bubble bath know hears a dirty joke bubles is the horse next door

Mom:they say our kid neighbor has a blue blood Son:really? Also 2 hour later Son:mom the kid doesnt have a blue blood Mom:son i-

Sorry for my bad english U-U

Kid: where do i put this ppr? teacher: i already said go ask ur neighbors. Kid: Ok *walks home to his neighbors house* Kid: hey neighbor i didn't know where to put this ppr and my teacher said to ask you do you know? Neighbor: no sorry i dont kid: okay bye! *kid walks back to school.* kid: teacher my next door neighbor didn't know. teacher: uhh you went home?! kid: yes you told meh to! teacher: i meant at school! kid: ohhhhhh! teacher: DUH!

It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigs tie. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.

Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor

What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call black person neighbor

You really thought n****r

They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president

When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,

Just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!

My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex, guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch

My neighbor is in the Guinness World Records. He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me.  A stone’s throw away, in fact.

my neighbor is like my marraige they're bothin the hole.

Why is Putin and Zelensky neighbors? Apparently a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.

what do a black and a tornado have in common they both wreck neighbor hoods

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

Some rules of childhood cricket:

1. Whose bat his batting

2. Mother called,

To go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.

3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.

The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight. I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.

Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime Little Johnny always takes the nickel. One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?” Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”