Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed PROTECTION
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
LEO is the reason the gene pool needs a LIFEGUARD
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES
Today, I operated on a little girl, she needed O- negative blood. We didn’t have any, but her twin sister has O- negative blood. I explained to her that it was a matter of life and death. She sat quietly for a moment, and then said goodbye to her parents. I didn’t think anything of it until after we took her blood and she asked, “so when will I die”? she thought she was going to give her life for her sister. Thankfully they both died.
Why did ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11
I told my wife i needed a blood transfusion when i could not remember she said be positive to. Bad i am now a ghost wrighting this
