Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
Need Jokes
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad. Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long, but boy, it's awfully sad. Although I came from a hole (Although I came from a hole) I'm singin' right from the soul (I'm singin' right from the soul)
My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby
And I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha, I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll)
Y'all need to add more jokes.
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
Follow me if you need advice, or just follow me.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
Women treat me like a god.
They ignore me till they need something.
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins. The doctor said but the lady was like,
"Ugh, why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl, not a boy, just a girl!"
The lady passed out 😵 and then found out she was in a coma. The man who was in labor died. The two babies got a nanny, an evil one. The nanny killed the babies on their first birthday.
I think I need to kiss your butt.
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
