Armstrong jokes
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.
Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.
One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."
"How many men does your wife have?"
Arms.
Lorne Armstrong
What's got 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶