Armstrong jokes
Lorne Armstrong
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.
One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."
"How many men does your wife have?"
Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.
Arms.
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.
What's got 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.