Armstrong jokes

What does NASA stand for?

Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.

Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.

What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?

The Milky Way.

Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.

One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."

"How many men does your wife have?"

Lorne Armstrong

My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."

Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."

My arm: "I'M GETTING RIPPED TONIGHT!"