You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
Yoav
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
Jake: Can I go outside?
Mom: Did you clean your room?
Jake: No.
Mom: Then f*ck no.
Jake: Alright, bet.
(Brother named No)
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
MY NAME IS JEFFFFFFFF!
Hi my name's Dixy Dixy normis.
Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"
What is a popular name for girl peanuts?
Michelle.
Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."
RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
Riley Styler :)
Habit.
Craig's name is now Craig William Duncan "Froo."
Wish jokers.
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
