Name jokes
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
Jake: Can I go outside?
Mom: Did you clean your room?
Jake: No.
Mom: Then f*ck no.
Jake: Alright, bet.
(Brother named No)
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
His name is "Daddy!" HELP!
Memes
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
Jack
What’s an emo called Anna?
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
Yoav
Kiwi loves Brad.
What's the opposite of Jason?
Jasister.
Who loves walnut? Wallace!
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
I brought a cow and named him Mayo.
Mayo Neighs!