Name jokes
Ok, I found this off of an internet meme, this isn't original:
*grabbing kid* Harambe: Ok kid, I don't have much time, but Obama's last name is- *gunshot*
Hi, I'm Bob.
My parents came back from their vacation in Florida, and all I got is this lousy nursemaid from Miami named mammie.
Ethan Rice
Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!
Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.
No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well “it’s just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.”
So leave her alone. Thank you. 😁
Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
There was a woman named Sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big!
Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.
69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 16120
58008 (flip calculator)
Boobless.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
Hi, my name is Meer Adnan Hussain. I am a Muslim. I live in Karachi, an area of Pakistan. I want this job. I am interested in this work. Please take me in this work. Your porn star, Meer Adnan Hussain. Wait for your email. Okay.
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.