I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
Name Jokes
Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
Yoav
Kiwi loves Brad.
What's the opposite of Jason?
Jasister.
Who loves walnut? Wallace!
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
I brought a cow and named him Mayo.
Mayo Neighs!
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
Yourom?
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
What do you call Aston?
Asston.
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
Hey y'all, you want to read something funny? Then look up "Greater Tuna" OID and read the script. It's the best. I'm performing it for an OID (Oral Interpretation of Drama) and it kicks ass. Check it out. Also, the name I'm using is my Roblox Username. Friend me.
What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?
Cassie.
Get it?
