Name jokes
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.
Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.
There was a woman named Sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big!
Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.
69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 16120
58008 (flip calculator)
Boobless.
I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.
So I ended up doing the YMCA.
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
Memes
Me every time i have to present in class
Why do we name hurricanes?
To keep an eye on them.
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.
Jake: Can I go outside?
Mom: Did you clean your room?
Jake: No.
Mom: Then f*ck no.
Jake: Alright, bet.
(Brother named No)
Who loves walnut? Wallace!
What's the opposite of Jason?
Jasister.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.