Name jokes
Ethan Rice
My parents came back from their vacation in Florida, and all I got is this lousy nursemaid from Miami named mammie.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!
Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.
No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well “it’s just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.”
So leave her alone. Thank you. 😁
Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.
Memes
i know what i’m naming my child
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
There was a woman named Sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big!
Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.
69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 16120
58008 (flip calculator)
Boobless.
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
Hi, my name is Meer Adnan Hussain. I am a Muslim. I live in Karachi, an area of Pakistan. I want this job. I am interested in this work. Please take me in this work. Your porn star, Meer Adnan Hussain. Wait for your email. Okay.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.
So I ended up doing the YMCA.
Fuk Nip shat!