Name jokes
What’s an emo called Anna?
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
Yoav
Kiwi loves Brad.
What's the opposite of Jason?
Jasister.
Who loves walnut? Wallace!
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
I brought a cow and named him Mayo.
Mayo Neighs!
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
Yourom?
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
What do you call Aston?
Asston.