Name jokes

What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.

Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.

There was a woman named Sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big!

Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.

69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 16120

58008 (flip calculator)

Boobless.

I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.

So I ended up doing the YMCA.

How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?

Why do we name hurricanes?

To keep an eye on them.

What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?

Roberto!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

My name is Ach.

Ach who?

Bless you!

Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"

Kid named Teacher: *

What do you call a child with no family?

Names.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

My name is Ya.

Ya who?

Yahooooo!!!

You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.

Jake: Can I go outside?

Mom: Did you clean your room?

Jake: No.

Mom: Then f*ck no.

Jake: Alright, bet.

(Brother named No)

Who loves walnut? Wallace!

What's the opposite of Jason?

Jasister.

Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"

The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"

How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?

My girlfriend's name is Candice.

Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D

Here [are] some questions firesharky:

1. What color hair do u have?

2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?

3. What state [were] u born in?

Do not say I don't know.

Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.