Name jokes
How do you spell "cognitive mess?"
J.O.E. B.I.D.E.N.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
Who's Joe?
Joe rapes.
Girls with the name Beoni are white.
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
Memes
GF be like...
What's the best name for a prostitute?
SI-MOAN.
The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock, but he put Miguel Roberts as the name.
Me: (Tim) What's wrong?
Him: Wha...
Me: Are you inTIMidated?
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
Read my name. 👍🇮🇪
Is Will Smith a blacksmith?
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
Bob: Kanye West.
Dad: No, but I can East.
My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.
Me: Pretend your name is “puberty.”
Friend: Ok?
Me: I'mma hit puberty!
*hits my friend*
Isn't there a software company named after your dick?
Microsoft?