reed my name
Say my name if you like breaking bad :)
The lasagna i just cook is for me my friends and family you don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Whats the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama
The last names after marriage
For Some Reason People Make Fun Of My Name Because It Rimes With Something That Starts With An F
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
how gave orphans have names because they dont have anyone to give them names
I feel weird to ask this but... can anyone guess my real name?
#Imbored
Steve Kerr really named his son Nick
What is a popular name for girl peanuts? Michelle.
I know this is supposed to be emo joke but anyone wan't to play Rocket League? I'm on Ps4 by the way! My Name: Box3d_by_Clapped
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama? A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
Hey, pass me that crow bar please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home
(credit to Ryan Lombard (I think that’s his name) from YouTube shorts, I loved this dad joke/pun)
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?.
Travis Spick-le.
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
Hello, are you there? Yes, who are you? My name is Watt. What’s your name? Watt’s my name. Yes, what is your name? My name is John Watt. John What? Yes, are you Jones? No, I’m Knott. Will you tell me your name? Will Knott. Why not? My name is Knott. Not what? Not Watt, Knott! *hangs up*
Know know how there. l esh lesh how can you at lesh rrmeber my name
I can't make anymore songs because nobody likes them. So when you see a song you like give it a like so I can continue making more songs. If anyone would like a song played type it in the comments, Type the name of the song, then type the person who made the song the songwriter. Sincerely, Watersharky Music Productions
My Mother: Wanna hear the song Chloe your the one I want on pandora? Meh: No I am tired of that song and I am annoyed by it. Mom: don't talk back to meh like that young lady. Me/ someone else? - -gets silent in da room- Brother: yea this song is very annoying but maybe better than the Chelsea song. Joke is here now what do you do if you hear the name Chloe?
