What's the most emo name?
Carter.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
Me: Pretend your name is “puberty.”
Friend: Ok?
Me: I'mma hit puberty!
*hits my friend*
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
Angela: Kris, I just met the nicest, sweetest guy ever.
Kristie: Who is he and what is his name?
Angela: His name is Kevin.
Kristie: Kevin? I remember him. He said he had to go to Italy for a meeting, never seen him after that. What the hell is Kevin doing here?
Angela: I don't know.
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
What do you call someone with no body and no nose. Nobody knows.
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
Josh
I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him, I feel disappointment.
What do you say when a Spanish person loses a car?
Carlos.
Poopoo man.
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
