Is Will Smith a blacksmith?
Name Jokes
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
Bob: Kanye West.
Dad: No, but I can East.
The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock, but he put Miguel Roberts as the name.
My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.
Me: Pretend your name is “puberty.”
Friend: Ok?
Me: I'mma hit puberty!
*hits my friend*
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.
Call me Willma, Will ma balls fit in ya mouth?
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
Isn't there a software company named after your dick?
Microsoft?
