Name jokes
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
There was a family, the father's name was Mad, the mother is Brain, the brother's name is Nobody and the sister's name is Everybody.
One day, Nobody killed Everybody, and the father ran to the police's office and screamed, "NOBODY KILLED EVERYBODY!!!!!"
"Sir, are you okay?" The police asked.
"I said, NOBODY KILLED EVERYBODYYYYY!!!!!" The father yelled even louder.
"Are you mad?" The police asked.
"Yes, because my name is Mad!" The father exclaimed.
"Where's your brain?" Asked the police.
"At home because my wife name is Brain," the father said. The police fell down due to the confusion.
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
My name is what orphans can never have.
How do you spell "cognitive mess?"
J.O.E. B.I.D.E.N.
Memes
Who's Joe?
Joe rapes.
What's the best name for a prostitute?
SI-MOAN.
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
Girls with the name Beoni are white.
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
Read my name. 👍🇮🇪
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock, but he put Miguel Roberts as the name.
Is Will Smith a blacksmith?
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
Me: (Tim) What's wrong?
Him: Wha...
Me: Are you inTIMidated?
Bob: Kanye West.
Dad: No, but I can East.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.