Name jokes

My Son: "Mummy, why is my name Thomas?"

Me: "Because the night you were conceived, I had a train run on me."

Arik? (Not a joke.)

Who is the oldest Dave?

Daveon.

Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.

What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?

Good question.

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw a wok down the stairs.

In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.

Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.

And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.

Tyler is ugly.

If you are called Tyler, change your name.

Ever heard of account stealing?

Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?

What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?

NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?

You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!

Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?

Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.

The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.

But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!

What do you call a shadow?

Tyrone, don’t be a coon!

What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."

What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?

Panera Ned.

I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.

Seek: Why do I have to be it?

Figure: Because your name says so.

Remember the name Ben Andrews.