Name jokes
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
Hi, I’m Joe.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
Name a nut. You because are nuts.
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Poop Jackson.
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
POV: Her name is Alli.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕
Lessi
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.
"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"
"Candice balls fit up your nose."