Name Jokes

Who do Chinese people name their kids

Throw the forks and knives down the stairs

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My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I 1 of triplets. I don't understand how funny rape jokes are and they don't just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die, so you are just wrong about that!

Q: a mom had 5 children - January, febuary, march, april what is the name of the fifth child? A: What.

hi my name isn't pi.look up at sky.and wonder why.why are you alive

dear doctor

ive heard its a good sign when women scream your first name during sex but recently women have been screaming my full name. its weird, i feel like im famous. Can you tell me what this means?

Yours Truly Ray Palp

My parents came back from their vacation in Florida and all I got is this lousy nursemaid from Miami named mammie

Ok, i found this off of an internet meme, this isnt original:

*grabbing kid* Harambe: ok kid, i dont have much time, but obama's last name is- *gunshot*

Why'd the chicken cross the road?

That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!

also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.

No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?

My opinion is well “it’s is just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never no. It could be an adult or a kid.”

Leave her alone. Thank you. 😁

What time is it when you get home can you walk me home and get home and I can walk you home and walk home

How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent's throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,

What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?

An art attack!

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Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith." So Person 2 says to person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"

MY NAME IS JEFFFFFFFF

here some questions firesharky, 1-What color hair do u have? 2-Whats MY parents names? What hospital where u born in. 3-What state where u born in? Do not say i dont know.