Name jokes
Is that my student?
Na! It is Jesus!
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.
"I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.
What did I say to my friend, "Job, your new name is Jojo Siva?"
Funny things or weird things to say to someone.
Hey... have you kissed a girl before? Weird things to say to someone.
It's hard to find friends that [are] 91% funny, 100% nice, and 1000000% good-looking. Funny!
Weird names to call a girl: Sweetums.
Baby-Bugga-Boo.
Fuzzkins.
Lumpy.
Nilly.
Ninty Minty.
and SEXY WITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Gross that's why I am not getting a bf!
What do you call a deaf animal?
Anything, it can't hear you.
What's something you can say in church and while having sex?
I come in the name of the Lord.
My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.
Jonah Oglan.
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
Donald Trump.
What's small, stupid, and has no dad?
Ben.
Why is Joe cool?
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"