Name jokes

Who is the least young Dave?

Dave-on.

What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"

What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.

What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."

Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.

Tyler is ugly.

If you are called Tyler, change your name.

In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.

Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.

And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.

Remember the name Ben Andrews.

I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and called him "hot wheels."

Bob the builder.

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.

Seek: Why do I have to be it?

Figure: Because your name says so.

POV: Her name is Alli.

What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?

Panera Ned.

I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!

Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!

You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.

What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.

Poop Jackson.

You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!

I named my dog Stone so that I can say to people that I throw stones every day.

I named my cousin's parrot Michell, and then I started to call Mikey "Mikey", right? I'm starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say "Mikey Mikey" and he says "mekiy meiky" 😆