Name jokes
An unfortunate accident happened at the Nestlè factory. A man named Joe was seriously injured because a box of chocolates fell on him. Every time he said, "The chocolates are on me!" everyone cheered.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella," but he hesitated.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
Memes
As with Sonic The Hedgehog
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.
What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.
One day, a child walks along and asks, "Mother, why am I called Butterfly?"
The mother replies, "A butterfly landed on you as a baby."
A minute later, another child comes along and says, "Mother, why am I called Feather?"
The mother then replied, "Because a feather fell on your head when you were born."
Then Brick comes along and says, "Ahahhsdjsjskxs."
My girlfriend asked me to name all the women I've slept with. I probably should've stopped when I got to her.
Banker: I have the right to take your money!
Me: Check my name.
Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: *realizes*
Me: 😈🖐️ Gimme, gimme.
My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!