Name jokes
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.
Memes
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.
What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
One day, a child walks along and asks, "Mother, why am I called Butterfly?"
The mother replies, "A butterfly landed on you as a baby."
A minute later, another child comes along and says, "Mother, why am I called Feather?"
The mother then replied, "Because a feather fell on your head when you were born."
Then Brick comes along and says, "Ahahhsdjsjskxs."
Mary Rose sat on a pin. Mary Rose!
Banker: I have the right to take your money!
Me: Check my name.
Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: *realizes*
Me: 😈🖐️ Gimme, gimme.
When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!
My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"
A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.