What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
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There is a dark alley Who Do You Call? Batman.
Ok ok whats up with the Fake Gwens ama use a test to see who is real or not. The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question what is my real name. And do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
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what do you call a legless table nothing
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
whats the most emo name
carter
I know this isn't about glue but here's one: Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
what do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar lol
me: pretend ur name is “puberty”
friend: ok?
me: IMMA HIT PUBERTY!
*hits my friend*
Isnt there a software company named after your Dick?
Microsoft?
this is fucked up my name is shaylie
I have an Uncle named ricky, who made ur mom sticky, His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit somthing brown and gross?that is bull crap
this name makes me want to close season instead of open it
this guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named how to commit suicide he never returned it
what do you call a guy named kaiden. idk lol
Orphans prayer In the name of the The son The holy Spirit Amen
