Name jokes
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.
What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Memes
for Chri5Chan; You like DDLC? name every character
One day, a child walks along and asks, "Mother, why am I called Butterfly?"
The mother replies, "A butterfly landed on you as a baby."
A minute later, another child comes along and says, "Mother, why am I called Feather?"
The mother then replied, "Because a feather fell on your head when you were born."
Then Brick comes along and says, "Ahahhsdjsjskxs."
I like dicks... sporting goods.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"
A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.