I like dicks... sporting goods.
Name Jokes
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"
A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
What do you call a Mexican that has lost his car?
Carlos!
What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.
Mary Rose sat on a pin. Mary Rose!
Ever absorb Griffin?
Brady Quinn!!
When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.
Banker: I have the right to take your money!
Me: Check my name.
Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: *realizes*
Me: πποΈ Gimme, gimme.
