Name jokes
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!
Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.
Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.
Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Mr. Bunler.
Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?
Shoo Ting.
Q: Name a murderer?
Aborted fetus: My mum.
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"
"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
I have an account at the website Memedroid.
My name is J0K35FromWJE.
Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).
I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).
Ok here's your joke now...
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.