What's a popular name in China? Curiosity, because curiosity killed the cat.
What is the name of the bear capitol?
Koala Lumpur
A heavily pregnant woman is in an accident and gives birth to twins while comatose. Upon awakening some days later, the doctors tell her that her brother Tom filled out the birth certificates while she was out.
"Oh no, Tom's an idiot, what did he name my daughter?" she asked the nurse.
"Denise."
"That's not a bad name. And what did he name the boy?"
"Tom Junior."
If you have a daughter, give it the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer you get two beers and when you call for sex you get two sex...
my name is jamar and i come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR-
hi my name isn't pi.look up at sky.and wonder why.why are you alive
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking he replies "my dick and balls"
If I had a sister with only 1 leg... Wouldn't her name be I-lean?
whats Autism! my name is Dee Snutz!
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
I was in a toxic relationship . After some time my girlfriend died, her name was happy . Still got no clue of her body and here i am lying on the bed so fucking happy.
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called fi. One day Fi hit Rebecca and Rebecca lost service. Rebecca said to Fi "Why-Fi"
What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray
A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says "I'm hungry" The child looks at the father and replies "Hi hungry, I'm son" the father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.
what is johnny depp's new legal name?
johnny in debt.
I tried to name my grass emo so it will cut itself
we have a teacher in school his name is haybrock but he is gay so we call him gaybrock
What is another name 🤔 for Holy water 💧 💧💧 💧💧 💧 💧 💧 💧 💧💧 💧 💧 💧 💧 💧 💧 🚽 toilet water
"Why is my name Rose?" "A rose fell on your head when you were born." "Why is my name Daisy?" "A Daisy fell on your head when you were born." "Bedrock is better than Java!!!" "Oh, hi Brick!"
What should you name a dog without any legs? It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell he's not coming.
