Name jokes

Remember the name Ben Andrews.

What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?

John fucked them both in the rear.

So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."

You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.

MISSING!! MISSING!! ⚠️⚠️

Name: Kylian Fraudbappe Missing: 28/6/2021 vs Switzerland Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".

Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parc des Princes, Paris.

Last seen: Manuel Akanji’s back pocket.

One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...

...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.

Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?

Beth-la-ham

You suck!

I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."

What do you call a redhead in a fridge?

I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Jesus.

Jesus who?

Jesus Christ, open the door!

How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?

Hi, I'm Yeff.

What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.

My name says it all.

What do you call a guy with a long chin?

Chino-Chinese

How do you get Dick from Richard?

You ask nicely.

Teacher: We have a new student today class, come introduce yourself.

Student: My name is Buttitches.

Teacher: Please tell us your real name.

Student: Buttitches.

Teacher: I’m calling the police.

Police: Son, please tell me your real name or I’m going to shoot you.

Student: Buttitches.

Police: *shoots gun.*

A few days later, the police go to the funeral and sits behind the mom. While crying, the mom says, "My Buttitches!" The police say, "We’ll scratch it, lady."

Hi Ethan!

Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!