I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and i know what ya'll thinking.
Who names their dog donuts.
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While I was out shopping i tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me, for fun I said "Sorry! It's been awhile since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.
Dads are like boomerangs. . . I hope!
Son: Dad why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.
You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.
what is another name for a serial rapist? short dress enthusiast
I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution but, when I got there they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you Penaldo!
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers
what do you call a transgender person? Nintendo switch
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my first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
What do you call a kid name caitlyn?
My best friend
Ok guys I have one last joke (for now) What do you call it when panera is over Panera end
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
My friend showed me his broken finger and i said JESUS, he said his name is Jake
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat he would’ve named it freethrow, because he will never sink it.
What's moby dick's dads name( Papa Boner)
His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol
i have a little john
This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. he sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger. Mason: heh. good thing i eat like a horse. He looks up at the waiter. Waiter: you are a nasty little bunny, aren't you? Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him.... she was a HORSE.
What is the name of the political party in the United States that was founded in 1971 and has lost a presidential election since 1972, and is more political corrupted than the man boy love association of america because it is politically motivated? Libertarian Party 🤔 💭 💡 😲 🫢 😭 😠 😡 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸
