What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.
I started a new job. My boss said, "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky." I said, "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick."
She said, "How do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied, "You just ask nicely."
Do you know Mike Hawk? No, who is he? Mike Hawk in your MOUTH!
This is to the girl/boy named Gwen: Are you okay? I see there is a bunch of haters but DON'T, I repeat, DON'T let the haters get to you. I hope you see this and respond and that you are okay. Please Gwen, be honest.
A girl named Sally has no arms.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
She never answered...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't comin'.
bradley
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
There's a kid named Little Johnny who would always cuss. Well, one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said, "Let's play a game." So the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. The teacher says "A". Little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself, "Well, he might say something like a**." So the teacher calls on Sally. Sally says "apple". The teacher says "B". Little Johnny raises his hand. The teacher thought, "No, he might say something like b!tch." So the teacher goes all the way to R. The teacher says "R". Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "Me, me, please, I really know one." Then the teacher thinks to herself, "Well, there's no cuss word that starts with R," so she said, "Okay, Johnny, give me a word that starts with R." Little Johnny says, "A rat!" and the teacher, very pleased, says, "Very good, Johnny. What type of rat?" Little Johnny says, "A big gosh damn mother freaker."
Sorry, I had to edit some word, but y'all know what I meant.
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
Bippity Boppity Bill Cosby!
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
What is smegma name?
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."
There once was a man named Dave who dug up a prostitutes grave, she was as moldy as shit and missing a tit, but think of all the money he saved
