Name jokes
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. I asked her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.
Do you know Mike Hawk? No, who is he? Mike Hawk in your MOUTH!
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."
This is to the girl/boy named Gwen: Are you okay? I see there is a bunch of haters but DON'T, I repeat, DON'T let the haters get to you. I hope you see this and respond and that you are okay. Please Gwen, be honest.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't comin'.
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
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Black comedy name week:
Malt liquor Monday Tupac Tuesday Watermelon Wednesday Thong Thursday Fried chicken Friday Sukie Sukie Saturday Slap a hoe Sunday
Simplest way to tell if dogs are better than cats: My dog is named Curiosity, and your cat is dead.
His name rhymes with walking and talking, but he can’t do either.
There's a kid named Little Johnny who would always cuss. Well, one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said, "Let's play a game." So the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. The teacher says "A". Little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself, "Well, he might say something like a**." So the teacher calls on Sally. Sally says "apple". The teacher says "B". Little Johnny raises his hand. The teacher thought, "No, he might say something like b!tch." So the teacher goes all the way to R. The teacher says "R". Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "Me, me, please, I really know one." Then the teacher thinks to herself, "Well, there's no cuss word that starts with R," so she said, "Okay, Johnny, give me a word that starts with R." Little Johnny says, "A rat!" and the teacher, very pleased, says, "Very good, Johnny. What type of rat?" Little Johnny says, "A big gosh damn mother freaker."
Sorry, I had to edit some word, but y'all know what I meant.
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.