Name jokes
What do you call a dwarf?
Adrian!
MISSING!!
MISSING!!
Name: Ghostiano Penaldo
Missing: 27/6/2021 vs Belgium
Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Last found - Practicing tap ins.
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parma, Crotone.
Might be dangerous towards good players.
People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.
So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
"Let's play Roblox! My name is xX_RobloxGamer420Pro_xX."
Memes
MooMooMooMoo
I will tell you a story. There was a fruit named Pear who was named Dyck. He one day met his friend Carrot, who was later killed after being stuck into some girl's vagina.
Pear then became very sadistic and no one loved him, and he became mentally fruit-pressed. One day he met a Banana named Harvey Weinstein, and they got married and had children who were all named Minion. Eventually, the rest of his family died, and Pear was left slowly rotting away. His last words were, "I have finally 'peared' the consequences of all my actions."
Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.
Why is Megan a down?
Because her last name is Downy.
My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
Aarif
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
Why is Joe cool?
William
Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"
Why is Donald Trump so mad? Because he is a Trumpet!
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
Grace...what stinks?
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?