Name jokes
Why is Megan a down?
Because her last name is Downy.
William
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer Pussy.
My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
Why is Joe cool?
Memes
I want to fuck Cyrus, Kylin. Especially Peter Pecker.
Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.
Grace...what stinks?
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?
Yulia
Why is Donald Trump so mad? Because he is a Trumpet!
Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
Aarif
"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."
What place is Flo Rida from? Florida.
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
FUCK OFF GULLER!
Person: I'd really like it if you'd stop saying my name all the time.
Random Person: Cheesus! That hurt!
Person: SERIOUSLY!?!?