Name jokes
Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.
Yulia
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?
Grace...what stinks?
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
Memes
My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.
"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."
My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
What place is Flo Rida from? Florida.
Why is Joe cool?
William
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer Pussy.
Aarif
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
FUCK OFF GULLER!
My name is Martha.
MISSING!! MISSING!! ⚠️⚠️
Name: Kylian Fraudbappe Missing: 28/6/2021 vs Switzerland Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parc des Princes, Paris.
Last seen: Manuel Akanji’s back pocket.
I need to speak to Water Sharky.
"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"
You suck!
Person: I'd really like it if you'd stop saying my name all the time.
Random Person: Cheesus! That hurt!
Person: SERIOUSLY!?!?