Name jokes
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
Josh
Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.
Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
Jamal
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
Terrance M.
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.
"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."
Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
I hope I'm not a big pain, but Jordan C, please stop bothering me about my age! I know I am 8 years old, but enough.
Then you make jokes about how smart I am and intimidate me because of my name. I don't remember intimidating you for anything. So please, with all due respect, stop.
PS It's not for drama, it's because you're bullying me for nothing. I come here just to joke or be nice to people, not for the drama. So please again. Stop. That is all I ask.
Thank you.
I should name my dog Ariana Grande.
That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.
Simplest way to tell if dogs are better than cats: My dog is named Curiosity, and your cat is dead.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.