Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken was in 666 pieces after being molested by gerard brutally with a rail gun covered in spears covered in his lymph his beak was ripped open and shoved in his feet after glass shards were shoved into his eyes until they came out the other side. His feet were nailed to the ground.
What did the 1.8 nanosecond old baby get for his birthday?
Nailed to a puppy falling on a buzz saw being crushed in a hydraulic press while being set on fire.
What do you call a thic boy... big boi
Big but
What ever it is I kind of like it
What is going on here?
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Fuk nip shat
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HI SEANNNNNN FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFDLLLUFF
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell that’s why she calls you a little shat
HOWS IT GOING @#$!
HI BRADYEEEEEEEE
Hi trent
I didn't like having long nails, but they're growing on me
You know the drill, but do you know the hammer? Hah, nailed that one. But I also think I screwed it up.
When I nailed the quiz my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
oof.
What did sally get for Easter.. Nail polish,
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not!! He got nailed before he died.
Whats worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
