Nail

Nail Jokes

What is the difference between Jesus and the devil?

When the devil came to Earth, he was the one with the nail gun.

A dog was in the vet's waiting room and another dog asked, "What are you here for?"

"Well, my owner was looking under her bed for something while naked and I couldn't resist, so I mounted up and screwed her senseless."

"Oh, so you're here to get neutered?"

"Nah, I'm just getting my nails clipped."

So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three nails Oh wait I wasn’t even Jesus he’s not doing the T post that he invented

What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs?

... A boner.

What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?

A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.

Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?

Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!