A duck walks into a bar and says "Got any bread?" The bartender says "No bread here." And then the duck says "Got any bread?" And the bartender says "Didn't I just f***ing say that there was no bread here?" And the duck says "Got any bread?!" And the bartender says "You stupid duck! Or should I say d***? There's no bread here. Don't make me say that again, or I'll pin you to the wall with a nail." So the duck says "Got any nails?" And then the bartender looks surprised, and says "Of course I've got f***ing nails. Can't you see them?" And the duck says "Got any bread?" And the bartender throws the duck out of the bar.
Why did the little boy cry?
He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken was in 666 pieces after being molested by gerard brutally with a rail gun covered in spears covered in his lymph his beak was ripped open and shoved in his feet after glass shards were shoved into his eyes until they came out the other side. His feet were nailed to the ground.
What did the 1.8 nanosecond old baby get for his birthday?
Nailed to a puppy falling on a buzz saw being crushed in a hydraulic press while being set on fire.
What do you call a thic boy... big boi
Big but
What ever it is I kind of like it
What is going on here?
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Fuk nip shat
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HI SEANNNNNN FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFDLLLUFF
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell that’s why she calls you a little shat
HOWS IT GOING @#$!
HI BRADYEEEEEEEE
Hi trent
I didn't like having long nails, but they're growing on me.
You know the drill, but do you know the hammer? Hah, nailed that one. But I also think I screwed it up.
When I nailed the quiz my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
oof.
What did sally get for Easter.. Nail polish,
