The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
Nail Jokes
Of course Jesus wasn't a virgin! He obviously liked being nailed!
Jesus walks into a motel, throws 3 nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for a night?"
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
I nailed my Jewish girlfriend so hard, she turned Christian.
What is Jesus' favorite band?
Nine Inch Nails.
What is Jesus' favorite gun?
A nail gun.
