My jokes
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
I had a disability where I kept pronouncing my "g" as an "r", so one day, I said I liked grapes. Of course, I pronounced it "I like rapes." I was kicked out of preschool.
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍
Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.
Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).
I was chopping onions with my brothers, so my little sisters cried. Onions was a good dog.
Memes
My dad always used to beat me, but he never beat cancer.
What’s red, slimy, and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!
My dick itches.
Lady: I am going to come to your house.
Man: Ok.
An hour later, the lady is at the man's house. The man meets her outside of the house.
Man: You are going to cum to my house!
And then he fucks her.
Me and my cancer
Are like a game of Fortnite.
I’ll never win.
I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P
Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".
Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.
"Sigma" - By every boy in my class.
Like and comment if you will be my friend!
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...