Music jokes
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get their FILLINGS fixed.
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!