Music jokes
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
Memes
Nirvana Shirt
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!