Music jokes
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT!
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
My wife asked me to please quit singing "Wonderwall" in the shower.
I said, "Maybe."
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.