Music jokes
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!