Music jokes
I’m DaBaby.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
DJ Croos joke.