Music jokes
Never gonna give you up.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.
Memes
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
Any more song suggestions?
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm all panic and no disco.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.