Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Music Jokes
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT!
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
