Music jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
Memes
So True
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.