Music jokes
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
What is a dog's favorite music?
Pup rock
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
What's Kobe's favorite song?
"Helicopter Helicopter"
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked!
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.