Music jokes
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
Memes
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Because it forgot which key to use!
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola burns longer.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.