Music jokes

Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!

What is a disabled person's least favorite song?

"I'm Still Standing."

Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?

It rocked!

Why did the prisoner run away?

To spit bars.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?

Light mode.

Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?

A: Tuba-glue.

What's Kobe's favorite song?

"Helicopter Helicopter"

Why was the piano waiting at the front door?

Because it forgot which key to use!

Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"

Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.

I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!

In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"

I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.

Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."

If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.

What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?

The frog might be on his way to a gig!

Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?

A: They keep breaking records!

The dark side of kid songs:

You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!

I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.

Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.