Music jokes
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
What's Kobe's favorite song?
"Helicopter Helicopter"
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"