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Music Jokes
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Because it forgot which key to use!
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
