Music jokes
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
Memes
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!
Finish the lyrics: Can I put my...
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked!
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
What's Kobe's favorite song?
"Helicopter Helicopter"
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!