Music

Music Jokes

Dragon

Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!

Disco

What does a disabled disco play?

"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."

Song

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!

Store

Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"

Wheelchair

Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."

Agent

Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.

I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.

Piano

Why was the piano waiting at the front door?

Because it forgot which key to use!

DJ

Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?

A: They keep breaking records!

Pronoun

What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?

“He/he.”

Collaboration

The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.

They called the song “Helen Keller.”

Noise

If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.

If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.

Farmer

After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?

Because he had a ton of sick beets.

Son

What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?

“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”

Guy

Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.