I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...
What's a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A Trombone.
I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.
Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."
Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?
Because they're believers.
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.
What do u call a group of Emos
Suicide squad
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
Me: *listening to music under a tree and smiling*
Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^
Me: *actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything's gonna be fine even if it won't*
I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
How does Jesus whistle? bye s blowing through the holes in is hands
One day, Little Johnny came home with his girlfriend and told his dad, "We're gonna go to my room and do some homework." His dad said okay. Five minutes later, Little Johnny's dad heard noises coming from his room, so he went to go see what it was, and all he heard was, "Baby, baby, oh, baby, baby, oh." Little Johnny's dad started banging on the door and said, "Little Johnny, what are you doing in there?" Then Little Johnny said, "Dad, we're just having sex." Then Little Johnny's dad said, "Oh, I thought you were listening to some Justin Bieber up in here."
how do u make a tissue dance put a lil boogie in it ;)
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
