Music jokes
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola burns longer.
Memes
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Because it forgot which key to use!
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.