Music jokes
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
Memes
Who would you choose?
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!
Finish the lyrics: Can I put my...
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked!
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
What's Kobe's favorite song?
"Helicopter Helicopter"
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.