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Music Jokes
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Because it forgot which key to use!
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
