I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help. Later that week I ran into them on the dance floor, one of them asked me if I wanted to dance I told her no, the other asked me if I knew what was cracking, I calmly said the floor.
why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? she didn't want to give him kids
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school. I had to listen to it at twenty four seven, after that I sang the song the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
peoples music when friends are around : *rock*
when the are gone: "Come on vamonos, everybody let's go"
why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What kind of paper likes music? (W)rapping paper.
Whyed the emo have to friends"becuase they like to hang by themself"
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
I will survive, by Gloria Gaynor.
I always think that percussions are golden but cheeks
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To SWEEP the competition
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
whats steven hawkings other favorate song steve windwoods just roll with it baby
once we went to a light bulb party last night , YO it was freakin lit.
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What do super fancy music conductors wear?.............. A Louis baton.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping DIMES
What if Stephan hawking was the real slim shady but couldn’t stand up
Ever heard of the band 'Nothing but thieves'? Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
