Music jokes
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
How do you make a tissue dance? You give it a little boogie.
What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
Olivia Rodrigo
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
What does a Foreigner say when he comes to America?
"You're as cold as I.C.E. You're willing to sacrifice brown lives..."
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
What song do you think was playing at the school?
"Pumped Up Kicks"
So my brother said we should start a band, and I said I already had a band. So I gave him my band and he said he was talking about music, and I said, "Well, I do have a trum-bone ;)"
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.