what is an emo kid's favorite song? chain hang low because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress. Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says no love for the rich on it.
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today! Bob Weir: Where are you going? Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice but then you realize that you have headphones it.
Why does a cow love music Because it can play a moo- sical instruments
i tried to play with Rock but it was hard
Stephan Hawking listens to the song Iam Still Standing and crys tohimself
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady but no one knew because he couldn't stand up.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite movie? Black and white.
emos are weird to me because they dress up all black and you know i dont like that so thats why i dont like it
I tried to catch yodeling but he evoled to yodingalig
After I am dead during my funeral service I want some one to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club " Church of the Poison Mind"
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea, the assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it"
Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I dont know if you heard it but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I cant tell if it is metal or techno but it is more vaulable then joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL
What do you call a rapper who can’t RHYME?
Unemployed
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the BEET
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints
