Music jokes
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
What's Kobe's favorite song?
"Helicopter Helicopter"
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked!
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.