Music jokes
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
I am a reverse rapper because I put bars in my mouth.
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
Memes
Who would you choose?
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."