Music jokes
I bought a wooden whistle. I tried so hard, but it wouldn't whistle.
So I bought a steel one. It still wouldn't let me whistle. Then I got a lead one. It still wouldn't lead me whistle. Then I realised, they were flutes, so the wood would lead me whistle if I did it correctly. Steel....
A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
I am a reverse rapper because I put bars in my mouth.
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.