Music jokes
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? She will let it go.
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
I know this isn't the real chicken wing song, but my version...
"Chicken wing, chicken wing, I want your mommy. Slap her with my hairy salami while she's still yawning."
Make your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
I bought a wooden whistle. I tried so hard, but it wouldn't whistle.
So I bought a steel one. It still wouldn't let me whistle. Then I got a lead one. It still wouldn't lead me whistle. Then I realised, they were flutes, so the wood would lead me whistle if I did it correctly. Steel....
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
I am a reverse rapper because I put bars in my mouth.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”