Music

Music jokes

Frog

What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?

The frog might be on his way to a gig!

Nuke

What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?

The final countdown.

Viola

What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?

The viola burns longer.

Emo

Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.

Viola

What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?

No one cries when they cut up the viola.

Violist

Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.

Violist

Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.

Mama

Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!

Song

The dark side of kid songs:

You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!