Music jokes
What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?
Hairspray.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
I make elevating music; you make elevator music.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Jesus is a rock music fan.
Because he likes Nine Inch Nails.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Jay-Z and B.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
Watching porn.
Watching porn blow my dick like a basset horn.
Why is Michael Jackson so weak?
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
Make like a drum and beat it!
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? The exylo-bone!
You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
What’s black and rings the doorbell?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Who dislikes my freestyle?