Music jokes
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A Ba-na-na-na! (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
Two people are under the covers. The man says, "Quote the Beatles: Come together!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld
I only trust people that like big butts... they cannot lie.