What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola burns longer.
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked!
Finish the lyrics: Can I put my...
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?