Music jokes
Doin (DYM 41).
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
What's red and spins really fast?
Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
I live inside my own world of make-believe. Kids screaming in their cradles, profanities. I see the world through eyes covered in ink and bleach. Cross out the ones who heard my cries and watched me weep. I love everything. Fire's spreading all around my room. My world's so bright. It's hard to breathe, but that's alright. Hush, shh.
Tape my eyes open to force reality (oh no, no). Why can't you just let me eat my weight in glee? I live inside my own world of make-believe. Kids screaming in their cradles, profanities. Some days I feel skinnier than all the other days, And some days I can't tell if my body belongs to me. I love everything. Fire's spreading all around my room. My world's so bright. It's hard to breathe, but that's alright. Hush, shh.
I wanna taste your content. Hold your breath and feel the tension. Devils hide behind redemption. Honesty is a one-way gate to hell. I wanna taste consumption. Breathe faster to waste oxygen. Hear the children sing aloud. It's music 'til the wick burns out. Hush.
Just wanna be carefree lately, yeah. Just kicking up daisies. Got one too many quarters in my pockets. Count 'em like the four-leaf clovers in my locket. Untied laces, yeah. Just tripping on daydreams. Got dirty little lullabies playing on repeat. Might as well just rot around the nursery and count sheep.
How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A Sax-O-Bone.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tuna fish.
You know chords, right? Well, you know what I love to do? To play with A-minor. You know, feel your fingers on A-minor. Gives you a sense of power, to just F A-minor.
But that's not my favorite thing to fiddle with. That would be the D of minors. It's just solid, you know. If you're clever you can have the D of minors into the C of minors. Or, though a bit tricky, the D of minors into the B of minors.
And at this point you've gotten the point and if I want to continue it would be a bit of a stretch.
Finish the lyrics in the comments-
iTs CoRn!
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.