Music jokes
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
NWA: Straight Outta Compton.
Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.
What did music tell the pancakes? -- B flat.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.
Jump in the Cadillac. (Girl, let's put some miles on it.) Anything you want. (Just to put a smile on it.) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all, And I'm gonna give it to you. Gold jewelry shining so bright, Strawberry champagne on ice, Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like. Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like.
-Tommyinnit
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: "Ik zora cock!"
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket?
He was stealing all the samples.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
I got 99 problems but a chin ain't one.
Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.