whats the diferance michael jackson and a play station have in common... there both plastic and kids turn them on
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes
How do rappers greet each other?
With a MIC CHECK, ONE-TWO
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ILL RHYMES
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco
How did Micheal Jackson die Because he danced like a zombie
I tried to name my grass emo so it will cut itself
what is an emo kid's favorite song? chain hang low because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress. Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says no love for the rich on it.
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today! Bob Weir: Where are you going? Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice but then you realize that you have headphones it.
Why does a cow love music Because it can play a moo- sical instruments
i tried to play with Rock but it was hard
Stephan Hawking listens to the song Iam Still Standing and crys tohimself
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady but no one knew because he couldn't stand up.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite movie? Black and white.
emos are weird to me because they dress up all black and you know i dont like that so thats why i dont like it
I tried to catch yodeling but he evoled to yodingalig
After I am dead during my funeral service I want some one to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club " Church of the Poison Mind"
