What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!!
Here are some skeleton jokes You know the average person tries to hard and works himself to the bone If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone i can give you a real humerous joke I used to play the trumpet now i play the xylo-bone im always happy nothing gets under my skin I made you some turkey for lunch Bone appetit Im glad i had you im no longer bonely Ive got a skele-ton of more jokes but i'm just giving you one more Did you hear about the skeleton ninja he was very skullful (skillful)
D'jahear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover
What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?
A SEX-aphone.
Nickelback
Your mom sings "It's the final countdown" while pooping.
Alven and the chimpmunks commit war crimes
Where does bin laden keep his cd’s
In Irak
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue? Sticky Minaj
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands but all of them rejected him.. except Daft Punk.
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing Karen Song.
What is 14 inches long and starts with D
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
His new music video has been leaked it’s called living in a tree
What do you call an elite bungee jumper... An emo kid
If a priest listen to sad music in his church he really enjoys to be deep in minor
What is David Bowie known for when making music, he gets his beats from his kids
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
roses are red violets are blue when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo"
What's got 9 arms and sucks
Def Leppard
why is the record for longest jump kept by a emo there still hanging
