What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked!
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
Why didn't the drummer play?
Because he got a percussion.
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
I love Little Mix.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say when little boys walk away?
"Give in to me-hee-he!"
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
what are Emo kids good at ..... hanging around
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
