Music jokes
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
Memes
Shrimp posture
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola burns longer.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
What's Kobe's favorite song?
"Helicopter Helicopter"
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked!
Finish the lyrics: Can I put my...
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!