Music jokes
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
I am a reverse rapper because I put bars in my mouth.
Memes
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.