Music jokes
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A Ba-na-na-na! (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS!
Two people are under the covers. The man says, "Quote the Beatles: Come together!"
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
What does Drake call his rake?
Da-Rake.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"
What was Beethoven called when he only ate beef? Beefthoven!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
What does Michael Jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack.
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
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