Music jokes
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
Why is Donald Trump so mad? Because he is a Trumpet!
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
I love Little Mix.
A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
One day, Little Johnny came home with his girlfriend and told his dad, "We're gonna go to my room and do some homework." His dad said okay. Five minutes later, Little Johnny's dad heard noises coming from his room, so he went to go see what it was, and all he heard was, "Baby, baby, oh, baby, baby, oh." Little Johnny's dad started banging on the door and said, "Little Johnny, what are you doing in there?" Then Little Johnny said, "Dad, we're just having sex." Then Little Johnny's dad said, "Oh, I thought you were listening to some Justin Bieber up in here."
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
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This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.