Music jokes
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
Memes
I am a reverse rapper because I put bars in my mouth.
Finish the lyrics: Can I put my...
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked!
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
What's Kobe's favorite song?
"Helicopter Helicopter"
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!