Music jokes
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
Let's rock and roll!