Music jokes
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
Let's rock and roll!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
Someone fucked a member of BTS.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
What's white and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."
A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans.
When she gets home, her husband puts a blindfold on her and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes off the blindfold, the lady sees 12 people with pegs on their noses singing happy birthday!
Emo