I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throat a banana. I said why are you doing that for. I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood.
My mom told me that She and the owner of Chinese made a deal. Now we l get free Chinese food. So .I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food then my mom said I love him long time.
A few male neighbors acme over the house to take a shower, because for some reason their house didn't have water. A few minutes later I walk into the shower I see the male neighbors and mom taking a shower together. Then I said what are you doing they all say were taking a shower together so we could save water.
ur momma is so fat, the whole earth falls down to 100000000ft
What can a rock possibly say?
Answer: I'll fuck ya mum rock hard
I told me Mum will u remember me in 6 mins 6 hours 6 years she said ye nock nock I said my mum who’s there u didn’t remember me
your mums got big tits
you're are mum
Yo mum so fat that when she sat on the couch the couch got destroyed
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada? Dad: Because you were made there. Mum: We haven't been to Canada Dad: Hol' up a minute
daughter:where was i born Dad:Alabama daughter :that is nice mum:We have never been to Alabama Dad:RUN
Your mums so fat that when she goes to KFC they run out of stock of chicken 😂
My arse hole hurts like no joke man just had to tell that ur heads a peanut u fucking nonce kyd u fat fuck sack ur mum u dirty cow
My new step father told me that I'm his new son. so I say ok. My step father step father said that my and your mom have a few things in common. I said yeah like what ? My step father said well you came out of your mother's pussy, I eat your mother's pussy. You use suck on your mother's tits, now I suck on your mother's tits. Your mother use to smack you in the ass when you act up, now I smack your mom in the as now. Your mother call me daddy, now I am your new daddy.
Carys’s mum has chemo
yo mama so fAt that when she walked past the TV you missed 3 episodes of your favourite show.
your mum is so fat when she sat in a monster truck it turned into a lowrider
your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa
Kids uncle " your mum said you can have your friends round tonight ! But imma have to baby sit today" . Kid "OK THANK YOU". (AT BED TIME ) Kid " Please may u stop touching my leg BEN!" Ben "im not " (turns light on ) Kid " UCLEEEEE STOP SPILLING MILK OVER ME !!!"
what does your mum and istanbul have in common?
they are all insane comebacks!!!
