Why can’t someone say ur mums gay to an orphan because he doesn’t have a mum
Ur mum gay... Sorry wrong person
What do u call a person with hole in there shoe a. Christian
what does your mum have in common with your dad? they are both men
*The doctor asking why Ive broken 19 bones in the past week*
*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*
well what am i gonna do now...
What do u call a zoo with no dogs A shitzoo😂😂😂😂😂
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support
My mom told me that she got a new job & I don't have to leave the house. Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job . My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I;m good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.
When I was walking home, a couple of married guys was saying your mom is good at her job, but I realize my mom doesn't work. So I ask my mom why are these guys saying your good at your job, you don't work. My mom said yeah I got new job. So I said what do you do. My said job hand, no I mean is called a hand job
I went home one day. My mom said look what a few guys got me. It was a MILF trophy. My mom ask what does that mean. So I said Mom's I'd Like To Fuck. Then my mom said these guy want to fuck me. I said yeah. Then my mom said I still got it.
Your mom .com
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder faliure
Ur mum smells like shit ye so she sucks a man off and washenmasheen yo don’t at me yeh u chiken breath
why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncin beans
I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throat a banana. I said why are you doing that for. I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood.
My mom told me that She and the owner of Chinese made a deal. Now we l get free Chinese food. So .I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food then my mom said I love him long time.
A few male neighbors acme over the house to take a shower, because for some reason their house didn't have water. A few minutes later I walk into the shower I see the male neighbors and mom taking a shower together. Then I said what are you doing they all say were taking a shower together so we could save water.
ur momma is so fat, the whole earth falls down to 100000000ft
What can a rock possibly say?
Answer: I'll fuck ya mum rock hard
I told me Mum will u remember me in 6 mins 6 hours 6 years she said ye nock nock I said my mum who’s there u didn’t remember me
