Mum jokes
Your mum is so poor, she can't afford free samples.
Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
Why did Brandon's mum chase him with a knife? Because he didn't let her cum first!
Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.
Why does Adam sleep early so his mum and stepdad can fuck on his bed?
Your mum gay, lol.
My mum.
My mum told me to stop playing with my sister. She said, "At least wait for her to be born first."
What's thick, 12 inches, and in your mum's throat?
My penis.
Your mum!
Ur mum gay, lul.
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
If you have a daughter, give her the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer, you get two beers, and when you call for sex, you get two sex...
I fucked your mum!
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.