Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.
Why does Adam sleep early so his mum and stepdad can fuck on his bed?
Your mum gay, lol.
My mum
My mum told me to stop playing with my sister. She said, "At least wait for her to be born first."
What's thick, 12 inches, and in your mum's throat?
My penis.
your mum
ur mum gay lul
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
If you have a daughter, give her the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer, you get two beers, and when you call for sex, you get two sex...
i fucked your mum
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
