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Mum Jokes

Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it.

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Your mum is so stupid she tried to take the crown off a Keep Calm And Carry On poster so that she could become the new queen of England

If you have a daughter, give it the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer you get two beers and when you call for sex you get two sex...

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