Mum jokes
Once I sucked my mum's titties. Most adopted people won't know about that.
My mum touched my friend, but she wasn’t the she’s only 12.
Your momma!
The teacher asked, "Why are you in school on a Saturday?"
I told her my mum told me to go to hell.
Yo mama is soooooo fat that she was arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack!
Hey mum, why do people keep suddenly dying in our family?
Mum?
Mum?
Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
Ya mums, ya dad.
Yo mama's so short, when it rains, she's the last to know!
Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!
Two mums hook up!
Their daughter comes in the room and says, "Which one's the baby daddy?"
The "mum" points to the woman who was actually a man!
My penis is too big for my dad to suck it, so my mum sucks it instead.
Why did the octopus cry?
Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp.
An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: "Why is my sister called Crazy Horse and my brother Rushing Water?"
Mum: "Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions, two dogs fucking?"
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
Yesterday I was fucking my sister, and she said, "You fuck a lot like dad." I said, "Really? Mum said that too."
Your mum is so poor, she can't afford free samples.
Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
Why did Brandon's mum chase him with a knife? Because he didn't let her cum first!
Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.