Mum jokes
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
Mum is the best!
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics, and she said I had to eat more vegetables.
Ur mum homo.
I told my mum the refrigerator was running, so she got dressed and ran after it...
Kid: Are you gay?
Me: No, I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
Me: Want to hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: When my Mum and Dad said they loved me.
Friend: What's funny about that?
Me: Because the next day they disowned me.
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Once I sucked my mum's titties. Most adopted people won't know about that.
My mum touched my friend, but she wasn’t the she’s only 12.
Your momma!
The teacher asked, "Why are you in school on a Saturday?"
I told her my mum told me to go to hell.
Yo mama is soooooo fat that she was arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack!
Hey mum, why do people keep suddenly dying in our family?
Mum?
Mum?
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Ya mums, ya dad.
Yo mama's so short, when it rains, she's the last to know!
Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!
Two mums hook up!
Their daughter comes in the room and says, "Which one's the baby daddy?"
The "mum" points to the woman who was actually a man!
My penis is too big for my dad to suck it, so my mum sucks it instead.