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Rhydon- son Rhydon?- mum RHYDON DEEZ NUTS- son Jeez ur like ur father in bed- mum XD

Me and my mom order Chinese food. My mom grab the egg roll, and start licking it up and down, and sucking on it in from of the Chinese delivery. I said why are you doing that for. Then my mom I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food.

I told my mum that a few guys tell me that your a MILF. My mom said what that I reply Mom I'd Like To Fuck. My mum started out to laugh then she told well new do need a new step dad.

why does my mum eat carrots?

Your is so ugly that aliens don’t come here

WHY DIDNT THE BITCH ASS SKELETON FLY

CAUSE ME MUM FLEW ALL THE WAY AND TREVOR IS A BOOFAHEAD

ur mum gai

Your mum so fat she's diabetic... LOL

Your mum lol teehee

what does a baby banana call her mum.... na na get it.. instead of ma ma

evan yo mum rod on my big pp love, dad

So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not) and Michael Jackson's song Billie Jean sounds like my name and so my mom says, as the song is playing, (my name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum. Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)

mum is the best

I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics and she said i had to eat more vegetables

ur mum homo

i told my mum the refrigerator was running so she got dressed and ran after it...

Kid: Are you gay? Me: No im straighter than the pole your mom dances on.

Me: Want to hear a joke? Friend: Sure Me: When my Mum and Dad said they loved me. Friend: What's funny about that? Me: Because the next day they disowned me.