the average Irish person consume 131.1 litres of beer almost as much as ur mum at night
why did my dad leave me and my mum?
i told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying daddy yeeeees
Your mum gay her name is Rachel
Knock knock
Who’s there
UR MUM
What did mum say when grandpa called? Boomerang.
Your mum is so fat i had to take 2 buses and a train toget to her good side.
my mum said not to walk the streets cause i wont find home the next day i was an orphan
What’s so similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the sperm inside her. There both thinking “oh shit my mum is gonna kill me”!
I walk on on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said mum, you really spoil those dogs!
How do fuck a really fat chick? Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot
We were so poor when we were kids, dad used to jerk off the dog to feed the cat.
I rang my boss and said I’m really sick I won’t be coming into work, my boss said Davo your sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now? I replied well I’m in bed with my sister!
I got caught masterbating in the bath buy my mum! I said MUM I’ll wash it as hard and fast as I want!
mom died so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site
Amelia is hotter then my mum 696969696
my mums a carrot
your mum was poor so she went to rob the bank but she left cuz she couldnt find the cameras. she left her son and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
What did the orphans mum say before she abandoned her child? OH it’s a b#tch
your mum sat on a phone and she turned it into a pancake
what do u call your mum basement bound
