What is a queef? Something ur mum did in bed last night 😩😩😩🍑🍑🍑🌬️🌬️🌬️🌪️🌪️🌪️
Your at a funeral your mum says be quiet so you snigger at the body and say by forever bitch
Your mom is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank, they had to turn the cameras off.
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face and he asks her "why are you rubbing that stuff on your face mother?" His mother replies "to make myself beautiful Johnny." A few minutes later she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her "What is the matter? Are you giving up?"
suk ya mums bum
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup Beauty
When I was 14, my mum caught me wanking, and she slapped me across the face. A couple weeks later, my dad caught me having a beer, and he made me drink 40 beers. I just thought, "Well, I'm glad he didn't catch me wanking."
Your mum sunk in the pool Because she had a big but
Father : "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Tina, the neighbor's daughter".
Father : "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister."
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later
Son : "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!"
Father : "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Peny, the other neighbor's daughter."
Father : "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Peny is also your sister."
This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,he went straight to his mother crying.
Son : "Mum I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because daddy is their father!"
The mother hugs him affectionately and says:
"My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him. He is not your Father."!!!
where do you find a orphan just look for your mum.
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy "what's she like?'"
The boy says "Big Cocks and vodka"
What do u call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum
I fiddled ur mum last night, she fucking moaned like a fucking wilder beast
your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol find her reboot card lmfao lolololol
why does blake like lakes cause of cake
why did the ground crack because of your mum
what did the orphan say when his mum asked "what do you want for dinner?" he replied " "
SON: DAD HOW WAS I BORN
DAD: YOUR MUMS A HOE
SON: OK WHATS A HOE
DAD: YOUR MUM
my mom is actually a mum 😱
