yo mum so fat, when she telling me her weight i thought she was telling her number
yo mum so dumb, she went to the library to find facebook
your mums so fat when she stands on the scale it says to be continued
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight year old girl? Smash the little bitch’s hands with a hammer so she can’t tell her mum
little jonny fucked his mum
Your mum... payed other people.. to take YOU!!!!
your mum has very small balls. congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's
Ur mum -oh wait,you don’t have that
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum Your anus looks like my mums bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo. I also just wanted to add that a goonies anus looks like my nans mouth
your mum is so fat when she slept on the bed the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinasour.
beans your mum is fat
Your mum's so fat she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck going down
the golden state, more like your mums state...
Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.
I look at a orphanage then hug my mum he just look and crude because he couldn’t find his mum
Your mum is so fat when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid by the time I had finished ✅ I had ran out of gas
African Kid - "Mom can we have water?" Mum - "Sure it's in the house." African Kid - *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water* The fridge - ERROR 404 Water Not Found
I saw an orphan on the street i said where’s your parents he cried and said my mum and dad died in a car crash 😆😆😂😂🤣
