my mum found a chest that was wet and it had a child in it she asked me what it was for i said i put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are ded
if you get a apple a day what does it give you? Worms and rotten fruit
I was making sandcastles with my Nan, then my mum came in the room and took away the urn.
Stop making jokes about cancer ... i might sound like a Karen but it’s not fair ... my mum died of cancer last month and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum soon he remembers he dont have a mum (also i had sex with ur mum ahe was screaming daddy~ ;) )
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi daisy lets play a game called your adopted i will start your mum died so i had to adopt you but dont think i live you beacuse ypur where the only kid their haha
My mom told me to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Today is the day of 9/11 and we were in class making jokes and somebody said that’s sad and I was like why and they said “ today is the day the towers went down” and I said just like I did on you mum last night
Your mum is so smart but she still can’t figure why she had you
your mum isn't home
I asked my mum why she’s depressed, she said her life has been a wreck? I asked how long has it been, she then asked when I was born
kid: aye mum imma do somthing dad could never do mum: and that is? *kid walks out* *kid comes back in with milk* mum:imma beat ya ass
friend. your mums fat
Me well your mums so fat she played pool with the planets
Daughter: So, I got my period. Mom: That's wonderful, dear! Now you can bleed for a whole week a month without dying! Daughter: That's nice, Mum, but isn't the whole point of getting your period dying? Mom: Yes, but you have to kill yourself a little longer to live through to the another day. Daughter: Thanks, Mum. That makes a whole lot of sense. (Sarcastically) Mom: You're welcome, honey. (Clueless. Obviously.)
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan Your nans a gilf
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them
what is steven hawkings mum? Your mum!
This kid was going to sleep and h said night mum night dad and night gramma and bye grandpa next morning grandpa died and the next night he said night dad night mum night grandma and gramma died the next morning and the next night he said night mum bye dad and they heard the postman died bc he was the dad lol
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan. What are they gonna do tell there mum
Why can’t orphan have horse
Because they run away like there mum did
