why did my mouth say no to buut.because that will be to much sex.
Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chilli in the bowl.
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.
mom: there is so much of the dogs dirty ball marks. me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls
I did a walk today but it was so much better and a walk home 🏠 I had dinner 🍴 night was good fun at home 🏡 night was good night night I was a little off but you were so fun to be a night
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up dog?"
Nothin much, how bout you?
Why cant I drink tea??
Because I laugh to much TEEEEEHEHEEE
How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.
Drake has to much meat donate to the people in need
The unicorn was so much better and I love 💕 it
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much. But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack ? not much difference
why do police never put an orphan in prison's it's to much like a home
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
How much does a chimney cost? Its free cause its on the house.
no matter how much i cry the the white people till left me hanging
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance and he replied I'm not much good, I have two left feet. Then how about Karaoke ? To which he replied. I have two left throats.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
a boy couldnt walk normally because his pants are huge and when he went to school the ppl there made so much jokes about him that he died
ITS NOT TRUE JUST A FAKE JOKE DONT WORRY
