New Much Jokes - Page 19 - Worst Jokes Ever

So, a neutron went to a bar. He asked the bartender how much for a beer. The bartender said, "For you, no charge."

Why did the orphans like church so much?

So they had someone to call father...

Why is sex with pandas so much fun?

I don't know, it just is. 🐼

How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.

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What's the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.

What would you find on a haunted beach?

A sand-witch!

"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"

Son: Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?

Because your mother had diabetes.

Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?

Because your mother has diabetes.

HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.

I once went to the bar for a pint, but the strippers there didn't have that much breast milk.

There was this guy who asked a girl how much her hand jobs are. "$25k." How much are your blowjobs? "$50k." How much do you charge to have sex on the street? REPLY: "I would if I had a pussy."

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

I didn't fart. My ass likes you so much, it just blew you a kiss!

Why do orphans go to church so much?

So they can have someone to call father.

Why do women like Pac-Man so much?

How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?

Q: How much does a skeleton weigh?

A: A skele-TON.

"Oh daddy," the kid said. "I love you so much!"

"Hey," the man responded. "Until we get the DNA test results, I'm just Harry to you!"

A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it and shouts "I love my country!" Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country!" Finally, the Iraqi man drops a bomb and shouts, "I love my country!"

Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted, my house blew up!"