Movie jokes
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
Bully: "Hey little Timmy, you look like an ugly rat."
Timmy: "Well, at least I'm a good chef and I'm in a movie, unlike you."
Bully: Dies from embarrassment. 😱
Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.