Movie jokes
I was at school one day, and my teacher gave me homework. Once I got home, I did not do my homework, but I watched TV. After the movie, I finally went to go do my homework. I was almost done with my homework when I got to the last question. I didn't know the answer, so I asked the closest living being to me, which was my dog, and I asked him: what's two minus two? He said nothing.
If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.
What is Forrest Gump’s email password?
1forrest1.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? She will let it go.
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
Let's go, Brendan Fraser!
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
Bully: "Hey little Timmy, you look like an ugly rat."
Timmy: "Well, at least I'm a good chef and I'm in a movie, unlike you."
Bully: Dies from embarrassment. 😱
Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.