Movie jokes
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
*Watches sad movie with family*
Everyone else: *Crying*
Sister: How aren't you crying?
Me: I have no tears left to cry...
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
Are you lightning?
Because you're McQueen.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!
They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy! 🥶❄️
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.