What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
if stephen hawking was in a horror movie .... would he make his robot try and shout “aaaaaaaaah help me , i can’t move i’m too scared” ???
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
What did the kid with leukemia watch last night? Finding Chemo.
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.
Have you seen the new movie "Constipated"?
No, it hasn't come out yet
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?
Dave: No.
Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no-body to go with.
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th star wars movie? Rogue Juan.
I once heard my dad shout, "I'm going to be like Frozen and let it go!" Then I heard a gunshot.
What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
To the people who have seen Meet The Fockers at the movies and they hated it, Fock You Motherfockers!
