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How do pirates like their movies?

You already know the answer, don't you?

Well...

ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...

What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?

Travis Spick-le.

What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?

"I am your father!"

What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.

*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.

*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?