They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
if stephen hawking was in a horror movie .... would he make his robot try and shout “aaaaaaaaah help me , i can’t move i’m too scared” ???
what did the kid with luekemia watch last night? Finding Chemo
Have you seen the new movie "Constipated"?
No, it hasn't come out yet
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging- think the opening line goes something like “they see me rolling, they hating”
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?
Dave: No.
Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no-body to go with.
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th star wars movie? Rogue Juan.
I once heard my dad shout I'm going to be like frozen and let it go then I heard a gunshot
To the people who have seen Meet The Fockers at the movies and they hated it, Fock You Motherfockers!
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT. (I capitalized important parts of the joke)
what did the atom say to the other atom? did you see the new Tron movie.
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
Why are theaters popular among cows? -- They enjoy watching moovies.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as screen.
