Movie jokes
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
What is the most played game in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought you were his brother.
Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!
"The size doesn’t matter" - Ana from Frozen.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."