Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought you were his brother.
Movie Jokes
Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!
"The size doesn’t matter" - Ana from Frozen.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.
Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral?
He went from "The Fast and the Furious" to "Gone in 60 Seconds."
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
Who is not allowed to watch PG movies?
Orphans.
If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What do you call a group of depressed teens?
Suicide Squad.
