Wat is a kids gajfnjafb movie? A sjdhfsdjfmksdf LOL
Instead of Edward Scissorhands, I’m Edwardscissor wrists.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!
Which one do you want to watch? 😀"
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
if a toy from Toy Story died, the kid wouldn't know, and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse.
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.
Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.
Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
I was Gandalf the Grey.
But now, after just three washes...
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"
I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.
Why can't orphans go to movies There Pg 13 movies
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