Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.
Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
"Bro is sooooo fine!"
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
