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Movie jokes

Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?

They both have "No Way Home."

What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?

"Family strong, but not that strong."

I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?

Shrek's dick.

Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg

Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.

What's white but not black, and red all over?

J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.

Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.