Movie jokes
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
Hey, that tree's growing!
Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It's called Finding Kemo.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.