Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?