Movie

Movie Jokes

I was at school one day and my teacher gave me home work and once i got home i did not do my home work but i watched TV after movie i finally went to go do my home work i was almost done with my home work when i got to the last question i didnt know the answer so i asked the closest living being to me witch was my dog and i asked him: whats two minus two? he said nothing

If finding Nemo was scientifically correct, marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo

Why did the starwars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? In charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

Bully: her little Timmy you look like a ugly rat. Timmy: well at least I'm a good chef and I'm in a movie unlike you. Bully: dies from embarrassment 😱

Why do Orphans hate Batman the movie?

Because at least he gets noticed by people and also he stole their life story!

Chris Rock: Jada I can't wait to see you in G.I Jane 2!

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:

Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife's lost hair, she said,'' Will if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'' 😂😂😂

Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie? because it was rated RRRRGGGG

i am guessing u dont understand :(

when some one got the ghost in them. sound in the priest busters. when something strange and it ain't no who you ganna call priest busters.

I was driving with my parent and shouted its a super hero but i didnt know it was a emo kid