I was at school one day and my teacher gave me home work and once i got home i did not do my home work but i watched TV after movie i finally went to go do my home work i was almost done with my home work when i got to the last question i didnt know the answer so i asked the closest living being to me witch was my dog and i asked him: whats two minus two? he said nothing
If finding Nemo was scientifically correct, marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo
Why did the starwars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? In charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
Q. What's a bulimic's favourite movie? A. The Purge.
morbius is bad movie (jokey)
Let's go Brendan Fraser
Ukraine vs Russia is Csgo live the movie!
this kid yelled jenga when we were watching a 9 11 documentary.
Bully: her little Timmy you look like a ugly rat. Timmy: well at least I'm a good chef and I'm in a movie unlike you. Bully: dies from embarrassment 😱
Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
Why do Orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people and also he stole their life story!
Chris Rock: Jada I can't wait to see you in G.I Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife's lost hair, she said,'' Will if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'' 😂😂😂
Guess why alout of orphans were in Home alone because their family left them
Q:What’s the difference between black panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns”
Spider man no way home know why he’s a orphan now
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The parent trap
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie? because it was rated RRRRGGGG
i am guessing u dont understand :(
why do orphans hate Fridays? family movie night
when some one got the ghost in them. sound in the priest busters. when something strange and it ain't no who you ganna call priest busters.
I was driving with my parent and shouted its a super hero but i didnt know it was a emo kid