Mountain jokes
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
In the realm of Danny, Ben, and Paxton, A trio of souls intertwined, Their stories woven with grace and might, A tale of friendship, ethereal and fine.
Danny, the dreamer with stars in his eyes, Chasing visions that danced in his mind, With every thought, a world he'd create, A poet, an artist, one of a kind.
Ben Power, the steadfast, a force to behold, With strength that could move mountains high, His heart, a fortress, unyielding and bold, A protector, a guardian, forever nigh.
Paxton, the wanderer, a spirit untamed, Roaming free wherever the wind blew, In every step, a new adventure claimed, A seeker, a nomad, forever anew.
Together they stood, a harmonic blend, Different paths converging as one, In the depths of their bond, a love unfurled, A symphony played, forever sung.
Through trials and triumphs, they faced the storm, Hand in hand, against the tempest's might, With laughter, tears, and hearts so warm, They shared the darkness, embracing the light.
Oh, Danny, Ben, and Paxton, forever bound, Through the pages of life, your stories unfold, In the tapestry of friendships profound, Your spirits, like poetry, forever bold.
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
If you play games, go play on your sister.
Why are mountains so cold?? Your mom lol.
My wife is so fat.
She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.
What is wet going up and wet going down but doesn't move?
A mountain!
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I have a daughter; she’s a fan. Her name is Penny. Fan she was born on the mountain Pen y Fan. I adopted her because her mum fell off the cliff after birthing Penny. It doesn’t matter, really; Penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb Mt. Dew.
My cock, lmao.
Roses are red, just like your lips.
Mountains are big, just like your tits.
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."
Why is the fat man roping himself to the side of a mountain?
So he doesn't roll back down!
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.