why do mountains contain things? because their moun tains
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What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you.
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what kind of mountain does everyone like? mountain dew!!! hahah
I have a daughter she’s a fan her name is penny..... fan she was born on the mountain pen y fan I adopted her because her mum fell of the cliff after birthing penny. It doesn’t matter really penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway
Kobe Missed A lot of shots but he sure didn’t miss the mountain
what soda does mountains drink? mountain dew
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my cock lmao
why do mountains are very cold. because they are very cold.
what is the best power that man can do? they can move the mountain with their tongue.
one day little billy came in pulling up his pants the teacher asks "Where have you been billy" he says on top of beverly hill a few minutes later little willy came in the teacher asked where have you been he says on top of beverly hill 10 minutes later little johnny came in teacher says again where have you been ha says on top of beverly hill a few minutes later a girl came in the teacher says who are you she says i'm beverly hill
Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas do you get it they are hill areas like a mountain is a hill area it sounds like hilarious so you get it
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain
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Why did Shawn suddenly fly to Mount Everest, leaving behind friends family and food?
Someone told him that Shelby coming round the mountain.
Kobe Bryant never missed a shot
But he nailed that mountain
Once upon a time, Bob was in his hospital bed, receiving medical treatment not that far after finding out he had cancer. One day, his friend Jeremy decided to visit him. Jeremy told his best buddy this very inspiring sentence: "Sometimes in life, you and your heart will climb tall peaking mountains, and low flat valleys, and all after that we'll be happy forever in heaven, eventually."
little did Bob know that Jeremy was talking about his heart monitor
