Mountain jokes
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
Three kids one day found a magical slide. There was a sign next to it saying, “Whatever you wish for comes true once you slide down.” One kid stepped up and slid down. He wished for a river of chocolate, thus he swam in a chocolate river.
The second kid slid down and wished for a mountain of money. He then landed in a pile of money. The third kid went down and said, “Weeeeeeee!”
If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
What kind of mountain does everyone like?
Mountain Dew!!! Hahah.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
How many people can jump higher than a mountain? None. Mountains can't jump.
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
Your forehead is so big, explorers mistakenly thought it was Mount Everest.
Your momma's so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains, so Mohammed said my faith can move skyscrapers.
Do you like me? Joke... Well come on!
BOOMSHACKALATA!
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
Why are mountains so cold?? Your mom lol.