Mountain jokes
Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains, so Mohammed said my faith can move skyscrapers.
What is the best power that man can do? They can move the mountain with their tongue.
Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.
What is Uludağ made from? Dog pee!
Why are mountains so funny? Because they are so high!
Why are mountains very cold?
Because they are very cold.
"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"
"It didn't have the guts!"
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
Why does my dad hate me? Really, please tell me, I'm tired of the constant abuse and pain.
Why do mountains contain things? Because their moun-tains.
What is the sweat between Dolly Parton's boobs?
Mountain Dew.
Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Mountain Dew was a real mountain.
My sister saved a guy from suicide last week.
She was hiking and the guy was on the ridge of a high, narrow cliff. She talked him down, but I think he was just being edgy.
In Mia's world, where bottles and parrots meet, A whimsical symphony takes its seat.
With feathers ablaze, the parrots take flight, Their vibrant hues painting the day with delight.
Mia, a dreamer with a heart full of glee, Embraces the beauty for all to see.
Her bottles, like whispers of stories untold, Capture the magic that time cannot hold.
Each bottle, a vessel of dreams and desires, Unveiling the soul's deepest fires.
They dance in the sunlight, sparkle and gleam, A kaleidoscope of colors in Mia's dream.
Parrots, enchanting with melodies rare, Sing ballads of love, floating through the air.
Their voices, like echoes of nature's sweet call, Enchanting all hearts, big and small.
Mia, with reverence, sets the parrots free, To soar across oceans, to distant lands and seas.
In their freedom, they find their truest grace, A testament to love's boundless space.
And as Mia's bottles journey afar, They carry her dreams, like a guiding star.
Through mountains and valleys, they'll forever roam, In the hearts of dreamers, they'll always find home.
What is wet going up and wet going down but doesn't move?
A mountain!
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Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
Why can you never surprise mountains?
They peak.