What is a cow’s favorite drink?

Mountain Moo!

A physicist, an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed. The car was getting faster and faster, they were struggling to get round the corners and once or twice only the feeble crash barrier saved them from crashing down the side of the mountain. They were sure they were all going to die, when suddenly they spotted an escape lane. They pulled into the escape lane, and came safely to a halt.

The physicist said, “We need to model the friction in the brake pads and the resultant temperature rise, see if we can work out why they failed.”

The engineer said, “I think I’ve got a few spanners in the back. I’ll take a look and see if I can work out what’s wrong.”

The programmer said, “Why don’t we get going again and see if it’s reproducible?”

How many people can jump higher than a mountain? None. Mountains can’t jump.

Why don’t mountains 🏔 take anything serious?

Because they think they’re hill areas! 😂

what soda does mountains drink? mountain dew

One time a man climbed a mountain and saw a guy

Who are you?

I am mountain man

Why do mountains get so big?

They have no natural predators.

why do mountains contain things? because their moun tains

Yo mama so stupid… She tried to climb…


Why are mountains so funny-- because they are so high

why are hill billy so weird because there name is billy

what kind of mountain does everyone like? mountain dew!!! hahah

why do mountains are very cold. because they are very cold.

Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China’s overcrowded, and therefore they’re starving. They have to eat…

Panda: “My god. They’re coming! Run! They’re hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!”

Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: “Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!”

What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you.

Two tourists climb a mountain that utters certain doom. One tourist falls down. The tourist that’s still on the mountain says"You ok down there?" The other tourist says"Can’t i just rest in peace?!"

I have a daughter she’s a fan her name is penny… fan she was born on the mountain pen y fan I adopted her because her mum fell of the cliff after birthing penny. It doesn’t matter really penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway

what are mountains so cold?? your muom lol

Why do mountains go to sleep a lot Because they are high

Climb high climb far Get high get far

why did sally not save the mountain climber because it was here dad

why are mountains so funny because there hills ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha very funny